Not counting normal run of the mill novelty gifts such as ashtrays that resemble bathroom fixtures, lamps that look like fire hydrants. We went looking for what was available in 1977 Christmas tacky. Here's something every home should be without *** genuine 100% real plastic spray of fake flowers. This is Benji, the giant dog bank is he supposed to inspire *** youngster to save money looking like *** detergent bottle. Speaking of soapy things, we found this eye catching collection of bubble bath containers, *** menagerie of cats and dogs again, immortalized in plastic. The original of the thinker is in the Rodin Museum of Paris here. The famous sculpture is copied into bottles of cologne for men. Good luck. If you got this, it molds blocks of snow. Even you can have an igloo. If you're heading south pack this first, you can make blocks of sand. It won't be Howdy Duty singing and yakking on this talking alarm clock that wakes up *** child. It will be the noise of dads stomping the thing underfoot. The first time it goes off. If you received one of these rooster smoking stands, you might consider wiring it and sticking an organi lampshade on it. There are some home decorations that have to be labeled resistible. Such is all velvet art even calling it art is *** mistake instead. Call it garish gaudy or glow in the dark even more. Mawkish is this exaggerated copy of *** big eyed little child. *** sentimental glamorized version of *** waif who looks as if she's *** victim of starvation desertion war or all three. Ever since Barbie sexy fashion dolls have been part of the Christmas scene. This year's crop included Cher with growing hair and an array of Charlie's Angels. Farrah came all decked out with boots, jumpsuit, styl hair and she bends at the waist. There's one doll on the market that seems harmless enough. It's this adorable little old man with all this funny red hair dressed in *** raincoat. Whoops, Pat Raman TV. Five action news.